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Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you
Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor
by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018
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Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
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Spotify/drug butt neighbors

Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park

Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts

Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.

"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"
Bruh call em Spotify/drug butt neighbors
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
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Nut Neighbor

When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.
1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!
by PuddinPack September 2, 2023
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Good Neighbors

Name of a Season 4 Spongebob episode, regarded as one of the worst episodes in not only Spongebob's history but in television history. Was also one of the first instances of Squidward Torture Porn.
The Good Neighbors Rant:

"After a whole day of not being able to be left alone on his day off, Squidward has enough and installs a security system in his house to get rid of Spongebob and Patrick, but unfortunately for him, the system malfunctions and kicks Squidward out of his house. Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY, LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING. GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE!"
by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022
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Friendly Neighbor

Sexual act where you first must smoke a blunt, eat tacos, and get a handy J from someone using your own hand. This sexual act is widely used in the Houston rave scene by Fuckboys
Wes: Yoooo I heard wolf cub gave Brandon a Friendly neighbor!
Rudeboy: Ha GAYYYYYUU
by DaddyRudeBoi December 24, 2016
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Country Neighbor

Somebody who lives in a country next to/ near yours.
Person: "Hey what country are you from? I'm Polish"
Person2: "Oh nice, i'm Ukranian."
Person: "Hey wait you're my Country Neighbor!"
Person2: "That's neat!"
by Bertushka620 September 9, 2023
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