Skip to main content

necron

The end boss of Final Fantasy IX who comes out of nowhere and randomly decides to try to destroy the entire world.
Man, I was expecting a good end boss at the end of that game, but I got a Necron-quality boss instead.
by hay thear December 28, 2003
mugGet the necron mug.

sweet nector

Adj. An exclamation for something freakin sweet.
"I just egged your house and didn't get caught! SWEET NECTOR!"
by kimmarie July 10, 2006
mugGet the sweet nector mug.

non-newtonian

Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.
Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!
by fetzis May 15, 2008
mugGet the non-newtonian mug.

Cam Newton

The starting Auburn QB who has been under scrutiny all year long. The most storied NCAAF player this year. He also took 200,000+ dollars from multiple colleges and has been arrested 6 times. Still a damn good player
Cam Newton just took the money and ran for the touchdown!
by Thaddeus Pimpin January 4, 2011
mugGet the Cam Newton mug.

Newton

The Vice president of the world behind God.
Newton made up a few laws ages ago and everyone now is too lazy to disprove them, apart from the photo electric effect that someone who had no life was able to disprove. His most famous theory is Newtons Laws of Motion that state;
1)If something isn't moving or is going at a constant speed, there is no resultant force.
2)F=ma where Force=Mass*Acceleration
3)For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newton is so clever that the 3rd one doesn't even make sense and yet still everyone agrees with it because Newton>You
Rumors say that when God was creating the world, on the 7th day he asked Newton to proof check the world to make sure that everything works, during this time Newton had to make gravity=9.82ms-2 and he had to make more than 1 type of pi, and change the spelling of it to pi.
Person 1:Newtons 3rd Law states that there is no resultant force therefore the car should be still.
Person 2:Newtons 20th Law says that you should stfu.
Person 1:Curse You Newton!
by R4inman June 4, 2007
mugGet the Newton mug.

Newton

An idiot, usually of low moral character and often both sexually frustrated and ambiguous
Joe goes from bar to bar acting like a real newton
by I am Greek August 8, 2009
mugGet the Newton mug.

newtons cradle

When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion of the balls of newtons cradle hitting against one another giving it the same force back.
-What did you do to that girl?

--I did the Newtons cradle on those bitches tits.
by china. April 20, 2008
mugGet the newtons cradle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email