Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021

nautical naughty

having sex while on a cruise ship

man 1: how'd your cruise go?

man 2: dude it was great. saw some dolphins,gambled a little bit, and did the nautical naughty

by the great red one May 2, 2012

Naughty Wilson

Based off of the Home Improvement character Wilson who is only ever seen peeking over the fence. Naughty Wilson is when a woman sits backwards in a man’s face and you can only see the eyes of the other person looking over her ass cheeks.

Can I come over tonight for a Naughty Wilson?

by Krod! April 23, 2023

naughty peter

When your penis goes into the wrong hole during sexual intercourse

Im a little soar today frank gave me a naughty peter last night.

by Tammy2ton March 18, 2016

semi naughty

Not completely innocent, but not down right dirtleg, dirty girl, whoring.

Let's have a few drinks and get semi naughty tonight.

by D blow December 11, 2019

naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022

Naughty Fred

The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.

I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!

by The Jomies March 3, 2023