Napkinosis

a fatal disease caused by extreme use of napkins - can in some instances be fatal - Also known as Fatalis Napkinosis.

I was at my physioligist today, and he gave me the diagnosis Fatalis Napkinosis!

by Jahve October 3, 2004

napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.

Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.

by pseudonie August 7, 2009

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

NapkiN

Religion formed by 2 crazy punk guys.

NapkiN PoweR! ... NapkiN un jour, NapkiN toujours.

by StéphaNapkiN July 24, 2003

Napkin Joint

When you can see the pocket of your booty shorts hang below the hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy: “got those shorts with the napkin joints, that means u basic”

girl: “wut”

by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018

Napkin

The best object ever created by man! It’s white, flat, square, easy to use, great at cleaning up the messes you make, and can be found at your local Walmart all day every day!

Alex: hey dude, do you have a napkin I can use? My drink spilled .
Damien: Yeah they’re right next to you.
Alex: Thanks!

by Fleatings May 16, 2020