'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.
by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 14, 2021

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.
Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.
"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."
by lexicographer September 15, 2003

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'
by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008

Usually found in siblings, a balance found between people in which they annoy, and get in the other(s)' hair to their exact tolerance where they can take no more, but expecting the same done to you
My brother and I have a system of mutual bothering where we annoy the crap out each other until the other is about to snap.
by PiN3cOnE1 September 3, 2017

"I'm very proud of you, my respected mutual. Don't recall how we found each other but am glad we did. This is good work. "
"appreciate the kind words, my respected mutual."
"appreciate the kind words, my respected mutual."
by Exosfeer July 6, 2024
