Mandy 

Mandy...or otherwise known as amanda, but if you call her that she will kick you.

She is completely truth worthy and the best friend any one could ever have no

matter what! She will listen to you and give you all the advice that she can.

She will understand you when you fail to understand your self, and she will tell

you what you need to hear even if you don't want to, but it is all because she

cares so much for you.

She will bake cookies with you for hours at a time and occasionally will find

you annoying but you and her both know that you can't live without each other

despite the fights that ensue.

She knows everything there is to know about you and tells you her secrets

because she trusts you and because she loves you that much (or you hope she

does).

You will know her for a long time and the entire time you will remain friends

(give or take a few days of fights) and years after you steal her beads you tell

her the truth and you both laugh hilariously about it and then she tells you

about the time that she tried to steal $20 from you but it fell under the

dresser. Then resulting we both look for it and cannot find it... :D

Mandy will always stand by your side and BTWS she loves fires. She is gorgeous

and doesn't know it yet and she has the best smile ever.

Additionally she is sarcastic but that is what makes her her.

guy: damnmm that amanda is finnee

girl:....did you just call her amanda?

guy: yah why?

Mandy: <kicks guy>

Mandy by youknowitbe<3 December 12, 2009

muddy slay ride 

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face

yo I gave that bitch a muddy slay ride

muddy slay ride by hella cogswella May 12, 2008

muddy helicopter 

The act in which a man engaging in anal sex with a woman while wearing a condom pulls out, takes off the condom, and proceeds to whip it around wildly similar to a lasso, often speckling the surrounding area with feces. May end with the woman being smacked in the face with said condom.

"I gave my girlfriend a muddy helicopter. I've never seen a brown mushroom stamp before."

muddy helicopter by guesswho76 February 3, 2010

Muddy Unicorn 

Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.

"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."

Muddy Unicorn by Eddie-Machete September 4, 2012

A Mandy 

-A person who is over the top or being completely ridiculous
-Someone who has pushed you over the edge and become quite a problem

1."Wow she just stole my seat, what A Mandy":
2. Hey look at that girl wearing a teal puffy jacket what A Mandy
3. "Would you like to go on a date with me to Wendy's" Fuck no you are such A Mandy

A Mandy by Shawn7418 December 24, 2014

Muddy Napkin 

An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.

As to muddy napkin your boss while on a date.

Muddy Napkin by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011

Muddy Hallway 

The muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely slutty girl in anal sex.

Multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. The tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in sexual intercourse.

Dude, I totally experienced a muddy hallway when I nailed Kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. Something tells me I wasn't the first (or 50th) guy to do that.

Thank god I wore a rain coat condom.

Muddy Hallway by 686-1983 March 9, 2012