yummie mummy 

a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.

i gave her the old yummie mummy last night

yummie mummy by The Yummiest Mummyist October 5, 2017

slippery mummy 

When a guy wraps his hand in seran wrap, lubes it up, and then fists the girl.

He just gave her the slippery mummy!

slippery mummy by Racey CK January 24, 2009

Black Mummy 

A pile of shit wrapped in toilet paper.

"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"

Black Mummy by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy

Dick Mummy by Apple06 May 3, 2019

Cum mummy 

Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.

“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.

Cum mummy by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

yummy mummy 

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.

I love to tap yummy mummies.

yummy mummy by C February 24, 2004

Yummy Mummy 

A 'Yummy Mummy' is basically a MILF, but the term yummy mummy is vastly used by male geeks and female fatties.

Geek#1: Look at that yummy mummy over the road.

Yummy Mummy by HighandMighty August 23, 2010