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Idea Mule

Riding on the back of you friend's genuis
Jess: i'll have coleslaw instead of crisps
Lisa: Oh, can I have the coleslaw instead of crisps?
Jess: You're an idea mule
by dundeedogtrainer March 8, 2014
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Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her
Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her
by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!
"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."
by Dadhole June 15, 2022
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fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.
1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.
by djsee4 March 14, 2009
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mule pecker

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.
by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021
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Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs
Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule
by maninahat June 6, 2011
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