molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

Molar bungy

A ghastly ball of phlegm that refuses to leave home and clings tenaciously to the molars.

My cold is very bad. This morning I brought up a real Molar bungy!

by Bensonpup August 6, 2008

Molassifies

Becomes slow as molasses
Molassifiy, Molassification

The oil sitting so long began to molassifies due to sitting.
That hot dancer moves began to molassifies as the beat of the music slowed down.
The swimmer began to molassify before our very eyes.

by Jonnie Jug December 24, 2009

Merla Rae

a charming, funny and beautiful woman. Merla Rae's are also know to be fantastic mothers and are also caring toward pets, especially dogs and birds.

She was so kind I thought she was a Merla Rae!

by dersaster February 4, 2010

marlaycia

Fine sexy black girl with a big booty who will snatch yo nigga and beat some ass

U better watch out cause Marlaycia will snatch yo weave and yo nigga

by Turntgirl23 May 22, 2018

Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018

Moland

Last name of the next big drug dealer!

You’re gonna be a moland!

by 128463729226157 November 10, 2019