MONG CHARIOT

the vehicle used by paraplegics, cripples and other useless lazy fucks.

"get up out of your mong chariot and stop feeling sorry for yerself.. you've got no legs dont come crawling to me"

by greaseproofbag August 5, 2006

Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.

"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"

by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

mangu kaha

Its maori for black power a gang made in new zealand

Mangu Kaha Aotearoa (Black Power New Zealand)

by MANGU KAHA COREY June 5, 2017

mongameli

The pengest chocolate man u will ever see. He is cheeky good looking and Hella sexy.

Omg did u see that mongameli he is pengers

by Hiporjdg May 10, 2018

jew mong

A Jewish Mongoloid. See; Mongoloid

Josh just fucking slobbered all the fuck over me, what a fucking Jew Mong.

by Jew Mong April 25, 2008

Kanga Mangus

When you shoot someone in the head and hang them on a clothesline through that hole.

Sometimes I just want to perform a Kanga Mangus on every person who loves Twilight.

by LTS180 June 26, 2009

mong boy

a buddy who reaches a state of drunkeness during a long drinking session where they sit quietly staring blankly into space, dribling and unable to communicate properly.
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine

oh look, mong boy is back! get him some water

by pozzy December 31, 2008