Shoe monger 

Some one who is obsessed with making shoes

What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger

Shoe monger by I. M July 28, 2021

chonky monger

cute and sexy

you're such a chonky monger ava

chonky monger by jimpanzee68 November 8, 2022

fish monger 

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.

-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick

fish monger by wathedilleo November 9, 2006

ass monger 

One who spreads and/or promotes ass.

Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.

ass monger by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003

douche monger 

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

douche monger by Bill March 15, 2004

turd monger 

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

turd monger by Meng September 1, 2004

Ass Monger 

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

Ass Monger by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006