Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020

Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

coin monger

A greedy person, a profiteer, one who believes money holds greater value than even life.

The government is controlled by corporations and coin mongers.

by bigdsoutho December 5, 2017

fish monger

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.

-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick

by wathedilleo November 9, 2006

ass monger

One who spreads and/or promotes ass.

Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.

by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

Ass Monger

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006