Dick Monger

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009

mongolian cockblock

A violent cockblock.

"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."

by captainsausage July 22, 2008

mangelina

an anorexic dude that is as skinny as Angelina

damn, Jason is turning into Mangelina.

by Lusus October 16, 2011

Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

monged out

when a person has consumed to much substance and is in a stage of catharsis.

Have you seen the state of Bob? yeah, he Monged Out on the sofa

by wood chuck chucker December 28, 2008

Mongolian Eye Beetle

Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.

-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."

by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009

Jew-monger

One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk

Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!

by The Awesome October 22, 2006