moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.

She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.

Sometimes I lick the moist glue.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 19, 2017

anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.

"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"

by Yiulias July 19, 2017

moist succ

A suck so moist that you get moister then a oyster and your dick falls off as well In the process.

My dad just gave me a moist succ today.

by GreenGamer52 November 10, 2017

moist yeet

When a yeet is so flawless it makes you moist. Then you have just been moist yeeted.

Let’s hear a loud Moist yeet for all the college women in the wet teeshirt contest!

by Yeetyeetmcgee September 18, 2019

moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019