moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.

She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.

Sometimes I lick the moist glue.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 19, 2017

anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.

"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"

by Yiulias July 19, 2017

Moist Chicken

When a dude bust a nut on greasy chicken and stick it into the female's anus. Then the dude eats it while the Chicken is still in the female's anus.

"I'm going to do the Moist Chicken in you tonight."

by Milkw June 22, 2017

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022

Moist Piglets

Little piglets that love to get moist

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

by Captain Sometingwong July 27, 2017