moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy
My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!
by My moist is critical December 29, 2022
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moist vagina

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.
She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...
by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009
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moist glue

Moist glue is sperm that gets all over your leg during a sexual act.
Sometimes I lick the moist glue.
by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG May 11, 2017
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anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.
"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"
by Yiulias July 18, 2017
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Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk
Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...
by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019
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Moist Dragon

Used to refer to a used tampon but can also be used as an insult.
e.g. Sarah pulled out the moist Dragon.

e.g.2 John! Stop being a moist Dragon!
by Næþālîc June 20, 2017
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Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
by Anon_ymus February 08, 2021
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