Missionazi

A person spreading religion in 3rd world countries with no intention to help the locals with other matters, even when they're obviously more important.

The missionazi offered the hungry children bibles and crosses.

by Lintstaz March 17, 2012

missionary kick

Two women using their big toes to pleasure eachother

After a great night thr lesbians had some fun using the missionary kick.

by sealav December 20, 2014

Missionary Dece

Missionary Dece is a a sexual habit where the man strictly has intercourse in the missionary position and that position only.

Last night my boy pulled a missionary Dece.

by BigNateDog July 26, 2020

pseudo-missionary

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

Thirst Mission

To travel a great distance round trip in one night just to possibly get turned down for some pussy by some hoe that don't even like you. Most thirst missions are usually accomplished by young men seeking the everlasting feeling of success of smashing on a young west coast damsel.

Ryan drove all the way to San Jose on his thirst mission. Bitch never gave up the pussy so he had to head back to Sac.

Andrew made us hella mad when he ditched us to go on his thirst mission.

thirsty

by sanchmas May 21, 2014

busted missions

To gets shit done in a boss like fashion. Things that may seem impossible are achieved when one successfully busts missions.

Antoinette and addy busted missions to get an A on her finals.

by eat_therich March 1, 2016

duo mission

Two girls and two guys hangout for the night

bro let’s go on a duo mission

by jbecky April 26, 2022