Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).
by mike March 15, 2005
by sxngularity April 05, 2021
The school of thought that writing movies for children requires no effort; named for the infamous 'Despicable Me' film series. Films made under the principals of Minionism typically are poorly written, very derivative, sloppily animated/filmed, and/or overblown with dated pop culture references.
"I was thinking of renting 'Ugly Dolls' for my little cousins."
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"
by Dr. Showman October 12, 2020
by Limpingmybizkit February 07, 2023
Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 05, 2017
The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.
Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality
by Steeevo123 January 30, 2023