Milos

Milos is the weirdest person. He is amazing when it comes to athletic ability, but is a massive nerd. He is loved by all, except for teachers, whom he likes to troll. He is one of the most irresponsible and unreliable people. He has lots of friends, and can't stop talking. Girls love him although he isn't really the greatest at pickup skills. He's a legend. And he's a Slav and Gopnik.

OMG. You are basically a Milos

by Zoomer is Boomer November 21, 2019

milo

the best dogo ever hes a shiba inu

milo is the best dog ever

by reelyoung March 20, 2019

Milo

The cutest puppy in the world, amazing sweet and cute.Everything is great about this dog. He/her is obedient and loyal. If you put him in a christmas costume you will die of exposure to cuteness.

Me : Puts costume on Milo
Milo: Shows puppy eyes

Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.

by Giant dog penis March 23, 2019

Milo

Literally the best friend in the world. Is always there for you and you couldn't imagine your life without them. Milo means more to you than anything and you're so thankful that they exist.

Also known as Shitlord the Mighty.

"I love Milo so so so so incredibly much."
"Milo you're amazing."
"You mean the world to me Milo!"
"Milo loves socks"

by FiNnNNNnNn March 25, 2019

milo milkshake

When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.

It slipped into the wrong hole last night so I made a milo milkshake.

by Owzy. April 9, 2019

Milo

Shoots people in the chin but pays u a quid

Milo shot me in the chin but he gave me a quid

by Baggings December 6, 2019

Milo

He is an outstanding guy who would never do anything to harm anyone in any way (on purpouse).

If you meet a guy named Milo NEVER LET GO or you will regret it.

You want to cherish every second you spend with him.

If you see anyone that you know and have any relationship with who has a boyfriend named Milo, cut them out of your life forever. #joke alert

Person 1: did you hear Milo got a new girlfriend?
Person 2: no really?

by Gamergal666 December 10, 2019