Dangerous mood that originally only occurred at midnight, but has now evolved to affect the human brain and soul at any time during the day. Be aware, it is dangerous. You might get stuck in either a beautiful, euphoric, melancholic, angry, breathtaking, or all of the above and more, mood that might cause your ideas and thoughts to completely take over your body. Be cautious, midnight mood™ might lead to amazing things, such as you finding true happiness, but it also might result in you ending up at a train station somewhere at 4am in Australia writing fanfics about your own characters and dancing to songs that are playing in your head. But maybe that’s your dream?

catsruletheworld: The midnight mood™ is starting to kick in
scentaurx: I know, right! I feel invincible... but also confused

Midnight Mood™ by scentaurx October 30, 2020

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Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

Midnight Waffle by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

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Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

Midnight sword fight by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

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