Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012

milly rock

a dance that people, especially people named Ashton use while getting turnt

Boy: look at Ashton! he’s getting turnt
Girl: He’s doing the milly rock

by tru3r0dn3y April 6, 2018

truely madly deeply

the most popular song of the greatest australian duo which consists of darren hayes and daniel jones-SAVAGE GARDEN.

mark:how was the song jesse sang?
kristy:it was awesome it was a truely madly deeply

by darrenrox May 23, 2006

heart of midlothian

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Hibernian, their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.

Heart of Midlothian are having a festivity, Hibernian are dormant.

by Andrew Walker December 8, 2006

Midlakes

Midlakes: noun. 1. A place where no one can mind their own business. 2. A person who starts drama because they are not content with their own life.

As you walk through Midlakes, everyone there seems to know your life story, because of the rumors they hear/create.

by alice9 October 23, 2011

Milly

A human female which is very attractive and very sexy but also can be a wastegyal at times but if you ever meet one, stay with her. She also has a huge ass which most people love

Gabriel:yo, did you see Milly today she looks penggg

Luca: Nah, I haven't seen her today but I need to wife her 😏

by H7RD 3OY October 5, 2016

Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

by Abell student February 27, 2011