Skip to main content

get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers
Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.
by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025
mugGet the get merked mug.

Merk up

it's when a price gets marked up so high someone gets merked over it
that is a high merk up price
by Dom father April 19, 2025
mugGet the Merk up mug.

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024
mugGet the Merking off mug.

Merked

A person or thing that is ugly
Angela: omg that guy is so fine

Soha: girl no he’s so merked
by Boogerbooble July 23, 2022
mugGet the Merked mug.

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!
by Merking Minge June 12, 2022
mugGet the Merking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email