merk

To get pen all over your mouth.

"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"

by ngabtch April 9, 2009

christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

Merked

To die on fortnite. Or to be completely outplayed and appear to be shit at the game and be shat on by opposing players.

Yo ugly ass just got merked. Bitch ass

by Cheesyburgerit0 add me on xbox June 20, 2018

Merk

1. When your watching a movie and someone gets DESTROYED you say "He/She got MERKED 2.When your talking shit you say "im going to merk you motherfucker"

Person 1: Fuck you Bitch ill kill you
person 2: Shut the fuck up before I merk your family

by AddictedLobster July 4, 2019

merk

The word "merk" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"

It was such a merk move, you definitely shouldn't have done that.

by krem228 June 27, 2019

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST May 13, 2018