Maxton

A Maxton is a absolute chad there is no man with a bigger cock then him it’s still a mystery how he fits it inhis pants

Look at that Maxton over there with the giant chicken

by A gigantic man May 26, 2022

iPiss Pro Max™

The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.

Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.

by PoopSlave97 July 26, 2023

Maxting

Mass Text Messaging

Friend one: Hey, I just received a generic text from you
Friend two: Sorry, I was maxting

by Rhody_Matt August 7, 2009

Maxton

a professional body builder who likes cheap vodka and hazing. A fan of the WNBA, Maxton holds season tickets to the L.A. Sparks and can be found having a cry bat in his hot tub in his free time. Maxton lives in a van down by the river.

"Hey, I'm Maxton. Hold my dick while I piss!"

by MaxK January 30, 2008

MaxTTL_

This is a very screamy youngish streamer who I recommend you to watch. Could be obsesssed with whales. But that is just a therory

I watched MaxTTL_ yesterday I feel so energetic now wow.

by stream watcher February 3, 2021

maxtyn

Maxtyn is amazingly smart and a tricky little thing. She’s bossy but convinces you that what she wants is best for everyone.

Maxtyn, how may I serve you?!

by Dick-tion-errry July 3, 2021

Maxtini

An alcoholic beverage served in a red solo cup of ice, containing 2-4 shot of the each: Smirnoff Sours Berry Lemon, Svedka Blue Raspberry, Lemon liqueur, and lemon juice. Top of with MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"Hey man you wanna get a Maxtini later?"

"Fuck yeah dude, then after we can drunk drive!"

by Michelangelo Send November 1, 2021