Hook Masterbation

To masterbate oneself with hooks.

Damn, I have no hands, so I have to yank off with hooks! I call it Hook Masterbation.

by jasonk123 April 15, 2006

Masterkate

Notorious user on Gamefaqs who's name spawned from a joke on masturbating.

I like to masterkate when I am alone.

by Budum1 December 3, 2006

Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.

Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick”

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”

by sawampa March 14, 2019

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011

masturhate

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.

Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010