After a 7-10 shot pregame with either Burnetts Vodka or Jack Daniels, a moshpitt of dancing and debauchery occurs when Miley's smash hit "See You Again" blasts through the stereo. The mash is meant to accelerate the time it takes to get "rattled" (or, just wasted) in the time between the pregame and the party!
After the Miley Mash, Rube's stomach was so rattled that he had to puke before leaving to the party!
by Nkeezy April 15, 2011
How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
1. Find the smartest person you know.
2. Bring some of your mates (male).
3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)
4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.
5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.
6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.
7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.
First person to throw up is the loser.
Disclaimer: don't do this.
by Holygreywater September 28, 2018
Also known as Skittle Bumping or Scissoring. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.
Anna fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Lorainne, as they embrace in the act known as the Gash Mash.
by MonkeyBoy808 June 15, 2010
by Chode Slapper January 20, 2010
by Cwips February 05, 2004
1. A wrist spasm, Causing the victim to compulsively beat at the keyboard with their fingers, knuckles or wrists.
2. A slip of the fingers when typing, causing an odd array of incoherent babble.
2. A slip of the fingers when typing, causing an odd array of incoherent babble.
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1. "Dude, I was drawing before I went to type and I Key Mashed all over my keyboard!"
2. Screen Name A: Hey!
Screen Name B: AKHFAHFLJkafjafkj
Screen Name A: ....Uhm... Wtf?
Screen Name B: Sorry, Key Mash.
1. "Dude, I was drawing before I went to type and I Key Mashed all over my keyboard!"
2. Screen Name A: Hey!
Screen Name B: AKHFAHFLJkafjafkj
Screen Name A: ....Uhm... Wtf?
Screen Name B: Sorry, Key Mash.
by TheGreatSaladOwl June 24, 2009
by UltPowerx March 09, 2012