Howie Mandel

When a females pubic hair resembles that of Howie Mandel's facial hair.

I was gettin with this chick and she took off her thong and I saw she had a Howie Mandel then I told her to put it back on.

by Zane Jensen January 30, 2009

John Madden

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!

Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

Mandanga

In Argentina. Drugs.

Charly le da a la mandanga. Charly is an addict.

by makato August 5, 2008

madden 22

Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.

Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.

by EW! June 19, 2021

iron maiden

Freaking Amazing band that I recently started listening to. I like most of their songs, but some favorites are: The Wicker Man, The Trooper, Hallowed be Thy Name, Number of the Beast, Afraid to shoot strangers, etc

OMG OMG OMG I want to go to an Iron Maiden concert!

by Karbon Kopy July 30, 2008

maiden

an attractive, usually innocent young girl who may or may not have ever engaged in sexual intercourse. Ofter used when referring to olden times.

Yonder maiden beckons!

by Emma W. January 24, 2006

Mandels

1. A tacky form of sandels worn by males in warm weather, or sometimes (sadly) year-round. Toe hair generally protrudes from the appendages and repulses any passerby.

2. A ridiculously beautiful male specimen; a sexy man that you unclothe with your eyes every moment you see him. Often compared to God.

1. Which pair of mandels should I wear to the beach today?

2. I made Mandels open my locker.

by Chris and Resh December 19, 2005