shit maker

somone who has more than 2 shits a day

peter you "SHIT MAKER" thats the 4th shit today

by michael bunting September 14, 2007

Friend-Maker

When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.

Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.

Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~Friend-Maker

by Userr May 18, 2010

pace maker

extend sex in males by ( calling cadence ) a chant that is sung softly:

Ok honey 7 long strokes ( rest count 3). Ok honey 5 sucks (rest 4 counts). softly count 1...7 one,two,three.
WOW 10 short strokes NOW, rest one, two, three, four, Kiss, kiss, kiss. Kiss my pace maker.....

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Baby maker

a mans penis when it sperms in the vagina

i love playing with my baby maker

by Brandon Primmer March 5, 2008

Sandwich maker

A person who refuses to make you a sandwich, even though you asked them too

Hey, make me a sandwich.

No.

But you are usually making them

MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN SANDWICH

This bitch be a sandwich maker.

by Goredin Rampseey March 2, 2018

Money Maker

Slapping someone, specifically an attractive person, on the ass quickly after they walk by you.

I gave the new girl at work the money maker after she passed me in the hallway.

by mainframed February 10, 2009

omelette maker

When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.

Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.

by DJ JDeezy April 17, 2008