major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.

The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

by camrylong November 26, 2017

Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up

Bella has a major donkey

by goth coot September 24, 2020

James Major

Major James

girl: James Major is so hot

by Brkey February 26, 2022

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019

G Major

A musical key that includes:

G, A, B, C, D, E, F# (or G♭), G

In popular culture, music played in it generally sounds more demonic or darker in tone.

"Holy shit man, I just listened to The Imperial March in G major and I shat my pants!"

youtube.com/watch?v=hjxar9BDOVI

by FarShot October 14, 2011