The Maitland Deluxe

The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.

Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?

by chocciesforbrekky21 November 24, 2021

Rory Maitland

Rory Maitland is a sexy beast who goes to St Leonard's. He is very funny and likes to game in his free time. He is 4ft7 and plays the drumkit like a pro. He is very intelligant andalways does homework the day before it is due.

LOVE RORY HE IS COOOOOOL.

Look at that sexy boy! who is he?
That would be Rory Maitland the Coolest boy in the world!

by RozzaBOY March 30, 2022

Isaac Matalasi Yorahee

A person with a really short temper, they often speak in a zesty tone and are really disrespectful to their friends.

Guy 1: Bro Isaac Matalasi Yorahee be pissing me off

Guy 2: I swear he just so disrespectful

by Giantdicksucker#12 August 14, 2023

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

adam maitland

beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways

1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire

why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp

by beanmanw April 5, 2024

rip in matalascañas

It's a very typical spanish expression that is used when someone dies loving a person that doesn't share the feeling with him/her.

She loved him so much, rip in matalascañas

by Raykrai August 28, 2018