A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.
Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.
by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021

by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.
Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"
- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.
- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.
by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

by p-low July 22, 2010

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.
by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021

(n.) - a famous person, living or dead, who people often attribute quotes to, even though he or she might not have actually said the things they are quoted as saying; examples are Albert Einstein, Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, among others.
"You know, Einstein is a real quote magnet. There are websites and blogs all over the Internet that attribute quotes to him that in some cases he never uttered or wrote. It's hard to know what's true and what's not!"
by PRwiz101 January 22, 2010
