lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

it's when uh bish lookin like uh crockadillion dumbass

thomas ur mum died and BISH YOU LOOKIN LIKE A CROCKADILLION

by jcb_brano March 22, 2021

ayo she be lookin thicc today b

a thick ass girl thats like to tank boiz

ayo she be lookin thicc today b

by saxaphonebandit March 29, 2021

Funny lookin

Goofy looking.

The girl was funny lookin, but because the guy thought she had a right to kill anybody that said or did something she didn't like, he didn't laugh or underestimate her when he saw her, though he did judge her as funny lookin. It's kind of like 100 people looking at a painting, and 99 of them see the most inspiring thing they ever saw, and one of them disagrees with the rest of them.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2021

LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1

It may sound strange but it is people who look forward to any of you or myself to be first for this reason.

Cut to the chase, " IT'S A LIFE SAVER'.

It is a book written by ROBERT RINGER .

It is a song on MERCURY RECORDS by BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE.

That be your TEAM .

OK , JOHN let me know as ILOOKIN' OUT FOR #1 as I have this BABY BOTTLE a big one for you to WEE WEE in for me as. you are the #1 person for me.

Considering the states of matter as when you eat LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1 can be the smartest thing you ever did as the action of drinking PISS FROM A BABY BOTTLE can SUCK A LOT OF GAS TRAPPED in your stomach and GI TRACT that helps ELIMINATE serious indigestion and poisons

If you want to learn how to pick up a GREASY WATERMELON a must read is " LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1.

If you want to learn how to be LOOKIN" OUT FOR #1 this is not the way as it only charted on BILLBOARD CHARTS at #65 BUTT you may say I SCUM and REAR END are important to address this side of YOURSELVE'S.

Especially LOOKIN', OUT FOR #1 is if you are indeed the TEAM IN FIRST PLACE on APRIL FOOL',S DAY and it is not just a JOB IT"S AN ADD VENTURE.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 31, 2022

oompa loompa lookin ahhhhh

'Oompa loompa lookin ahh' is a term used to associate a person with an 'oompa loompa' a homosexual figure from Willy Wonka that was used as his 'candy pickers'. It is also to associate a person with down syndrome and autism at the same time.

"You goofy ass hoe who you talking to like that ya oompa loompa lookin ahhhhh"

by habibi brother February 13, 2023

pine and lookin' fine

mourning the loss of something you thought was fine

Person 1: "His crush died, I think he's pine and lookin' fine."
Person 2: "Pine and lookin' fine over here."
Person 3: "What?"
Person 4: "Huh?"
Person 5: "What?"
Person 6: "Umm.. 'scuse me?"
Person 7: "six seven 67 sixty-seven sixplusseven "

by gooberguylol November 24, 2025