K-Longer

A person who puts up multiple pictures of his or her self (A.K.A Selfies) onto social media websites daily. These selfie posts are accompanied with clever eye opening sayings that people Should often try to live by in their lives, but the K-Longer does Not follow through with these eye opening statements.

Gill: Looks like Sadie posted another picture of herself saying it's good to be a strong independent woman.
Pat: Yeah. Her and her man must be fighting again. She'll post a status with him in a little while about how he's wonderful.
Gill: I know. She's a real K-Longer.

by challenger887 January 30, 2014

loner boner

When you miss your pork pal so much just thinking about her/him gives you an erection.

"WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"

"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"

by ThePariahDog September 18, 2012

loaner in my pants

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010

Loner

Of a person, human being that has no friends whatsoever and maybe no family. They are alone. Alone... No company, no body waiting at home, no one. They don't necessarily like being alone, or having no company OR maybe they do, ^All of the above was basically my meaning of a HARDCORE loner. But Loners typically means of a person maybe in a some kind of situation where they are alone or typically at schools or any social environments. Maybe loners like to be alone, choose to be alone or don't mind it. But others don't and wonder why things are the way they are...

Hardcore loner- ALONE
Typically loner- lol, I'm alone ( yawn )

by exploding air plane 6969 July 23, 2017

Loggerhead

A penis, a large member, a trouser snake. Leana is a non believer but the word loggerhead is as old as time itself.

How about taking a pull off the big loggerhead that I'm smuggling in my drawers.

by Jimmy Jam Johnson August 31, 2018

A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

by JMC70 May 5, 2018