Locker Fables

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.

Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."

by fritzzzle February 2, 2009

Lock&Key

Two People With a Strong Bond . Their Relationship Is a Lock & No Key Can Break It. They Are The Only Ones Who Have The Key.

" You Guys Are Really Close, Huh ?"
" Of Course! That's My Lock&Key "

by imagine_that07 May 5, 2015

locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

lackofpussyphomia

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.

“Man, ion get NO pussy…I think I got like lackofpussyphomia or sumn.”

by browneyedbish November 16, 2021

lackofthreat

A striker for Arsenal named Alexander Lacazette who provide little to no attacking input when called upon

Jimmy: hey Mike,how has Lacazette been playing lately?

Mike: Bro Lacazette does fuck all, should just change his name to lackofthreat.

by JuniorIsDownBad June 3, 2022

joint lock

Noun: A type of martial arts technique, used to extend or twist a joint beyond its range of motion, possibly breaking it. They are also sometimes used to manipulate an opponent's movement. Sometimes called a 'submission hold', or just 'submission'.

"The guy tried to touch my woman so I put his arm in a joint lock and told him what's what."

by chaosomega July 12, 2007

bowel-locked

To fail to perform well due to tightness, or nervousness under pressure and tension.

Man, the Raiders appear totally bowel-locked at this point of the season!

by todh November 28, 2007