The Hurt Locker

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.

Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 6, 2009

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009

Hurt Locker

An example of American self delusion. A joke played by film makers to cash in on public sympathy.

That Hurt Locker movie was a preposterous piece of shit that would only appeal to Yankee teenagers to glorify war.

by the CATSASS March 8, 2010

shit locker

A bathroom stall in the men's room.

Some drunk was passed out in one of the shit lockers. The bar staff had to pick the lock and drag him out.

by Ottawa June 14, 2010

Jizz Locker

1. An offensive term to a girl who takes alot of jizz
2. A locker filled with jizz

1. That bitch is such a jizz locker
2. Ha number 212 is now a jizz locker

by BAM!123 August 6, 2010

locker talk

Where men usually say sexist things about women.

did you hear Trump's Locker Talk?

by MsytiWolf November 29, 2016

locker freakin'

flirting, talking to a boy or girl too much at school or any other public place

"Yo, Josh and Melissa are making out again. They always be locker freakin'."

by *69band July 1, 2009