1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.
2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"
"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
Get the Listens like a brick mug.The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose May 20, 2011
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An alternative for listened. Used by cooler people.
More common in schools and used by students who are popular
More common in schools and used by students who are popular
by tigeral October 21, 2011
Get the listenbed mug.Lissadell’s tend to be loud, defiant, ilmannered , they love basketball, they don’t pay attention and are very of task. They make you laugh easily using terrible puns, inside jokes, and strange noises. They have the best facial expressions and always speak their mind. Lissadell’s are wonderful friends and tend to love food. They are usually the class clowns and sometimes struggle to speak English even though they are fluent. They can be trusted with anything except food! If you ever find your food missing they’re always the first person you ask.
by Sõn May 15, 2018
Get the lissadell mug.A code for being lesbian and a way to tell if a girl is gay. Girl in Red is a norwegian songwriter, who gained popularity with her songs about lesbian relationships and falling in love with women. To indirectly ask a girl if she is lesbian, one would ask if she listens to Girl in Red.
,,Hey Sarah! I wanted to know if you are listening to Girl in Red?."
,,You mean to ask if I am lesbian, right? In that case, I do."
,,You mean to ask if I am lesbian, right? In that case, I do."
by Acoustic Dragon September 6, 2020
Get the Listening to Girl in Red mug.An insult generally used to call another person stupid. Derives from the medical term for smooth-brainedness (lissencephaly). A harder-hitting form of the term "smooth-brain."
Adam: If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
David: Dude, you're such a fucking lissencephaloid.
David: Dude, you're such a fucking lissencephaloid.
by Bigolebenis November 5, 2022
Get the Lissencephaloid mug.The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.
I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.
by Monkey_Butler December 10, 2010
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