Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.

guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!

by ranman92509 September 30, 2011

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021

Lightning romance

Falling into love quickly , or getting into a relationship almost instantly.. . A quick and passionate relationship. ,, most times too quickly !! Could end in a backlash

Kayleigh and Brandon hit it off instantly , They were instantly in a Lightning romance , passionate and wild. Like they have always been Lovers.

by SpyTattoo May 12, 2014

Bite the Lightning

Bite the lightning, and tell me how it tastes.

Essentially means lets go at it during stormy weather

Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"

by von Reus July 2, 2020

Kentucky Lightning

A kick ass ferret.

Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?

Idk, have you checked under the couch?

by Victoriathomas January 19, 2011

Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart

Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend

by Sam Kent June 2, 2022