When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart
by Sam Kent June 2, 2022

Guy 1: hearing 'Guilty as charged
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"
guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song
But damn it, it ain't right
There is someone else controlling me"
guy 2: nope, there is no way in a kazillion years that Kidz bop will ever cover ride the lightning song
by Nukes.io February 21, 2020

by Swagmoding April 26, 2023

Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"
by von Reus July 2, 2020

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip
Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*
by Meissparta May 18, 2021

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.
guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
by ranman92509 September 30, 2011

Falling into love quickly , or getting into a relationship almost instantly.. . A quick and passionate relationship. ,, most times too quickly !! Could end in a backlash
Kayleigh and Brandon hit it off instantly , They were instantly in a Lightning romance , passionate and wild. Like they have always been Lovers.
by SpyTattoo May 12, 2014
