Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.

"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."

by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008

Libra

the reason these women are writing songs about deciet and hurt and busting windows out of cars. The sign you cant stand but cant live without. The motion of a libra is fluid too so love making is like breathing to us, we ust do it naturally

Ppl tend to think Libras heads and egos are big but its not, you ppl should read between the lines, why do you thin we like compliments so much?

We are indecisve but forgiving and goofy

Did i forget we can be crazy as hell

Emniem is crazy, TI always retracts some kind of statement, young jeezy is hella dumb but always at some damn party, lil wayne is a typical libra. Keyshia cole is a crazy libra woman for ya, who tha hell puts their crackhead mother on TV? Snoop Dogg cnat decide if he wants to stop smoking weed or not, Bernie Mac was hella gofy but funny, Ashanti id well, shit she hides her life well

Brett Favre cant decide if he wants to retire or not, Steve Young never agrees with a damn soul on NFL countdown, i could go on and on

oooooooooooooo mya and christina millian, two libra women and obsession and caramel(the pornstars)haha

by Lucky Libra January 23, 2009

Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.

Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.

by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009

Library

Day shelter for:
a. children without responsible parents
b. recently released adult convicts

As your parole officer, I suggest you spend more time at the library.

by Fish Head 2008 December 16, 2008

Librarying

Verb: To go get a book from the library. The same as borrowing.

Me: "I've decided books are too expensive, so instead of buying them, I'm librarying them."
Bro: "Don't you mean borrowing?"
Me: "Uhm...no..."

by Rob Drake January 12, 2008

library rave

A terrible sounding event that surprisingly turns out to be a total grindfest.

Dude you aren't going to that lame Library Rave are you???

Yeah man, all those hot freshmen.

by roman349 February 7, 2013

libricating

a combination of lubricating and libation where you lubricate yourself with libations

Pablo spent the whole day Sunday watching football, checking his fantasy team, and libricating himself with a steady supply of vodka. He was plastered by the time the late game started.

by rlestrick December 1, 2013