Spaghetti-Framed Lanktard

An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.

A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.

by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013

Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

lenkism

the meaning of everything

lenkism has many meaning depending on the context for, for example: shut up lenk you have no dad, or, bruh i am so lenky (skilled or bad depending on context) or, what lenkism is the actual dad

by Renkism July 6, 2022

Nerd Penis Length

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

average penis length

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.

The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"

by I be dat dude December 5, 2009

Lentence

When you listen to your friends tell a story full of lies. You know they are all lies, but you don't say anything because you don't want to interrupt.

"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"

by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015

Lenka

A beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smiling person who sometimes has depressions. She always stands by you at her worst, a great friend never shit on you is here for you every time you call her. When he has the right best friend with him, they always do crazy things together. She loves sex and big pens. She would love to find the right love, but she will always fall in love with a moron. Ps: Lenka has the best sleeping bags.

Bff: we are going to drink
Lenka: let’s go
Bff: love you

by hovorím čistu pravdu E. November 21, 2021