When your sitting in the cafe, reminiscing about the drunken night before, and you realize you ate your dog.
by bobbster likes dogs October 23, 2011
Get the Krypogut mug.Man, the other day I drop my keys at the club and if it wasn't for my kryptoballz, I would have had to walk home
by on work stoppage now November 12, 2011
Get the kryptoballz mug.A massive stinking green shit taken the morning after consuming too much of the the alchoholic drink 'Kryptonite'.
Paul: 'Ahhh Iain whats that smell!!???'
Iain: ' Sorry I just dropped a massive kryptoshit. Oh my god - Its fucking green.'
Iain: ' Sorry I just dropped a massive kryptoshit. Oh my god - Its fucking green.'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
Get the Kryptoshit mug.Clark: "Don't worry Lois, if I miss you, I'll just kryptonianjizz on your splatter and you'll be good!"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"
by lurel January 1, 2012
Get the kryptonianjizz mug.The newest and strongest of weeds that your seller has as referred to by Katt Williams, though not as strong as the Deaf strain, so don't worry, you won't go deaf after two hits!
by Kryptokronakonalite[SWE] September 22, 2016
Get the Kryptokronakonalite mug.Slang/ - A term used primarily by black men amongst each other to describe black women.
The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.
So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)
However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.
The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.
So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)
However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.
Person 1 - "Hey, I heard Mark's wife was arguing with im in public again."
Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"
Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"
by EZRHINO March 24, 2017
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Please, you really need to stop KryPiking. That leg of yours isn't broken; let alone preventing you from being an able-bodied person. You're embarrassing yourself and everyone in the room. Go out and find a job.
by impasta_pasta May 19, 2017
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