Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.
That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.
by derikny2 August 03, 2010
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Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020
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Knuckle Chowder

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower
by ~Rosie January 28, 2008
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knuckle gravy

when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand
i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy
by hairy knuckles June 08, 2006
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knuckles deep


A form of measurement used to determine the size or width of a vagina or anus, or the act of inserting fingers into said orifices. Preceded by a number which indicates how many knuckles.

---It still has not been determined if fisting someone is considered 4 or 5 knuckles deep, as the debate contiunes if the thumb counts as a knuckle
"So last night I was two knuckles deep in this chick's ass..."

"Her pussy was three knuckles deep--pretty impressive."
by Kevin Kugler March 01, 2006
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bush knuckle

An individual with an unusual amount of hair growing on the tops of the hands and between the knuckles of the fingers.

This phrase is used almost exlusively by nobody anywhere.
1. For Christ's sake mike, put your hands in your pockets. Nobody wants to see your bush knuckles.
by circus vargas December 01, 2004
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Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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