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keduo

Keduo is a lovely girl, who is really beautiful and adorable, she got a irresistible smile that will make you fall in love with her, but the problem is that she's not easy catching like the rest. She will always reject your proposal sayin' "sorry am not interested in relationship's and all"
Tution mate: hey I heard you like keduo?

Tution mate2: yeah! But she don't
Tution mate:oopps
Tution mate2:she rejected me twice man
by M. Hmt March 14, 2021
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keyeon

Keyeon is very nice cool, handsome and a very good friend.Although be might be there when something happens he will always find away to cheer you up.And he is very smart.And popular.
Keyeon is awesome.
by Keyeon December 12, 2021
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Keyholed

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.
Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious
by Shroomi April 3, 2022
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rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"
by the next mozart February 4, 2014
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new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.
I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.
by madaman333 February 8, 2015
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sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.
Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.
by cheru July 30, 2015
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diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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