kellenberg

i walked into a store today wearing my kellenberg cheer jacket. the man working there said to me “you go to kellenberg” i said “yeah.” he then says to me “oh i went there, so we’re basically family.” that’s what going to berg is like.

public school kid: there’s dogs and peacocks walking around your school?
berg kid: well yeah i go to kellenberg

by 1145 January 29, 2018

kelli ali

1. former sneaker pimps lead. when she was around the band was considered cool.
2. the most amazing vocalist/writer ever. so fucking unique and talented

helli ali has a voice that i want

by BlankGirl December 26, 2004

Bishop Kelley

school in Tulsa with gorgeous people

"She's pretty..I bet she went to Kelley"

by Discontented Cascia class of 07 April 28, 2005

kelby

One who is 1337 and gets a lot of women to go to bed with him.

That dude at the bar was a total kelby!

by David Kalkanian January 6, 2008

Hellen Keller

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.

Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.

by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017

kelbows

overweight elbows, or elbows with rolls

you could hide candy in those kelbows

by ohcrapnospacebar November 3, 2010

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014