Jongaroos

The calm before the storm, the foreboding moans of the midsection, intestinal outcry, belly beligerance;

When your stomach is rumbling and you know its going to be explosive diarrhea.

"Oh dear, my tummy is jongaroos after that chicken mole sushi roll."

by Lunatic468 December 28, 2018

Jonnering

to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process

look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic

by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019

Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.

Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

Jongreement

When someone really argumentative and griefy finally agrees to a widely accepted opinion.

I've spent ages explaining the weighted dice theory to Butler. We finally have a Jongreement.

by Mark wots November 26, 2019

Joger Vibes

Ugly and got no bitches so You chilling

Dam bruh I’m on my Joger vibes

by MoneyManJalik August 4, 2020

jongel

when you’re trying to show a dumb whore you’re an english prodigy but you say jongel instead of jungle and your whole world collapses.

me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

Jongle is a typo.

typos are not exactly rare occurrences.

basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.

by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020

jongel

when you’re trying to show a dumb whore you’re an english prodigy but you say jongel instead of jungle and your whole world collapses.

me:I AM THE KING OF THE JONGEL
that dumb whore: english prodigy my ass

Jongle is a typo.

typos are not exactly rare occurrences.

basically you’ve failed. you have jongeled.

by yoursexyslug October 29, 2020