A type of boner; a needle dick
Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
Get the Skinny Jonahmug. Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.
by Living_for_kay_cook November 9, 2019
Get the Jonah Maraismug. Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
by skytar December 5, 2017
Get the Jonah Bonermug. by the true sans undertale December 6, 2018
Get the Jonah the Lesbianmug. When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023
Get the Jonah-pilledmug. The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022
Get the Jonah’s dadmug. A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.
jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012
Get the Jonah rogersmug.