Johndenvered

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.

*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...

You stay Johnson Jacking.

by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

ghost johnson

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.

Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead

Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo

Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection

Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!

Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo

“Intense Drumming”

Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!

Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN

Ghost Johnson: No refunds

by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020

Graceann Johnson

Is the hottest shitpost community commenter. And she deserves more recognition. Also she’s a Jade West wannabe.

Did you guys see Graceann Johnson’s comment it was funny as heck and low key based.

by RBW March 12, 2021