John

A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.

Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john

by Good ol merica March 19, 2021

john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 27, 2021

John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.

A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.

by griddamtimb November 08, 2018

John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,

John is an Imperfect Perfection

by CrackedSimp March 21, 2021

John

john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much

John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing

by johnpi8 December 14, 2022

John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.

"Fuck you John"

by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019