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john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)
by gilly_willy June 9, 2004
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Prank him, john

Someone you want to get pranked by.

The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.
Person A: "Prank him, John!"
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*
by leonsimpkennedy December 11, 2021
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john is kill

It means "John Lennon is dead". Alternatively, 'john' can be substituted for any other name to create the same effect

Originating from 4chan, "john is kill" was the assumed 'title' of a thread about the assassination of John Lennon seemingly typed out by someone with very little English skills, to comedic effect. The OP was asking people where they were and what they were doing when they heard about John's assassination. Now the thread is sometimes recreated using the same picture of John and using the same format, although sometimes Heath Ledger is used instead (or heat ledger, as it is typed out in homage to the original OPs poor English)
"apology for poor english

when were you when john lenin dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

'john is kill'

'no'"
by OLPZach January 9, 2014
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Johniyah

Johniyah is a very sensitive person, she's scared to show her true feelings. She is really beautiful. Really annoying but she going to have your back and give you the best advice she can. She tries to be friends with everyone. Johniyah has a lot of friends but she only trust some of them. She's gets mad really quick. But shes a funny and good friend.
johniyah is a friend that ever wish for.
by Harmorny November 28, 2018
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John Noe

1. One of the co-hosts of PotterCast, the Harry Potter Podcast hosted by The Leaky Cauldron. John is the comic relief of the podcast and has an obsession with Chipotle Burritos.

2. Met Jo Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. It is because of John Noe that Dawlish has a first name--John.

3. Owner of the website horcri.com
by xxkristeen May 28, 2009
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John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
by The Word Dude November 11, 2011
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john dimaggio

One of the best voice actors ever. Known for his work on:
-Bender from Futurama
-Jake the dog from Adventure Time
-Marcus Phoenix from Gears of War
-Schnitzel from Chowder

And several other popular characters
Did you hear John DiMaggio voices almost every side-character on Futurama besides Billy West?
by Julebug123 April 15, 2015
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