John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.
A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.
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Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,
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john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much
John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing
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Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.
"Fuck you John"
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Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"
What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.
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John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover
That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days
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