by Colina August 5, 2018
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Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
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A school that was once a chill, smooth flow school that has now turned into a shit house full of couples and year 12s smoking. The teacher’s there are so rude now, and they’ll try and do anything to kick you out.
Also, some student in that school got pregnant by a 30 year old, and they were both in a relationship for 5 years. John Cabot Academy is actually mad.
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Three first names
Three legacies.
The wieght of a reputation
The reproach of a generation
The memory contestested
The words un erased.
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When was john adrian?
Who was john adrian?
Why was john adrian?
Someone who carried the name.
And every name you gave him.
Someone who carried the reputation
And every word of accusation against him.
Someone who was there.
When noone else would answere.
Who else answered?
Who else had courage to speak?
And so this word is testimony against his name.
For the requests he would not say no to:
And the expectations he never respected.
They said it early and they say it now.
"You where associated with them: the sinners"
John Paul Adrian is a name heavy to bear.
And on reccord the words against his name are reflection of the city he tread
The places his footsteps remain
The fingerprints that cannot be erased
The words etched in stone by a skilled hand
And the memories in secret
Hidden in the mud they threw on his name.
"And they searched him out but they could not find him, for, he would not be found among them when the judgement came upon the earth"
Three first names
Three legacies.
The wieght of a reputation
The reproach of a generation
The memory contestested
The words un erased.
Where is John Adrian?
When was john adrian?
Who was john adrian?
Why was john adrian?
Someone who carried the name.
And every name you gave him.
Someone who carried the reputation
And every word of accusation against him.
Someone who was there.
When noone else would answere.
Who else answered?
Who else had courage to speak?
And so this word is testimony against his name.
For the requests he would not say no to:
And the expectations he never respected.
They said it early and they say it now.
"You where associated with them: the sinners"
John Paul Adrian is a name heavy to bear.
And on reccord the words against his name are reflection of the city he tread
The places his footsteps remain
The fingerprints that cannot be erased
The words etched in stone by a skilled hand
And the memories in secret
Hidden in the mud they threw on his name.
"And they searched him out but they could not find him, for, he would not be found among them when the judgement came upon the earth"
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"You ask him"
"Na man you ask him"
He didnt respect my gender pronoun.
I fucking hate that dude
Yea but noone else is gunna do the thing"
Ok, sure.
Later*
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"This is gunna be funny for years"
"Yeah that was really something. Everyone had feelings about it afterwards."
"I think that was John Paul Adrian"
"He had no right to DO that!"
"I know what an idiot"
But holy shit
"Who else could do such a thing?"
"Yeah I heard allot about that guy..."
"He was really good at doing that other thing though"
"Yeah we should use him for that."
"You ask him"
"Na man you ask him"
He didnt respect my gender pronoun.
I fucking hate that dude
Yea but noone else is gunna do the thing"
Ok, sure.
Later*
"Wow man that was hallarious i cant wait to tell everyone about this really crazy thing that John Paul Adrian did"
"This is gunna be funny for years"
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He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
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