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A gentleman with a kind heart that always want to help others.

A heart pure of gold, with a calm smile and beautiful eyes, as Helios himself, blessed him with the sparkle of the sun.

A loving creature, with so much love to be given, that even Aphrodite herself will bow down to her knees.
You are so nice, you really such a Johan.
Johan by Vir Lady August 16, 2021
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a man with no girl
wow hes a johan
Johan by johanlovesksi November 1, 2019

Joana Garcia 

The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever have. The one person that can brighten up anyones day. The one person who you can rely on for anything. The one person that will never hurt you. The one that will never let you down.

The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
Cousin: How are you and Joana Garcia?
Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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Joana Garcia by Papapapancha March 2, 2011

Dirty Johannes 

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.
A special type of girl; fragile and Victorian. She's usually fair-haired (with a naïve sailor sweetly buried in it), and spends her time singing highly symbolic songs about caged birds.
I'll steal you, Johanna.
Johanna by Musical_trash August 26, 2017

johansson 

Johansson is a very common surname for a very exentric person. Johansson´s are blond, bearded men that put the aww in awesome. Commonly Johansson´s have good self esteem, but they crack easily under the influence of a beautiful girl.
That viking has got the looks of a Johansson!
johansson by whoopsidaisy November 23, 2013