Jislord

"Jislord" or "Jizzlord" is slang for a particularly enthusiastic onanist, usually someone who spends most of his time perusing questionable 'entertainment' videos whilst locked in his bedroom in his parents' house.

He was well-recognised as the Jislord of the school, the matron and the dinner-lady being the main focus of his attentions.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits May 12, 2024

jislord

"Jislord" or "Jizzlord" is slang for a particularly enthusiastic onanist, usually someone who spends most of his time perusing questionable 'entertainment' videos whilst locked in his bedroom in his parents' house.

"He was the Jislord of the school. The matron and the dinner-lady were among his favourite wank fantasies."

by Philosopher to the fuckwits May 12, 2024

Jimolagy

The religious cult of our lord and saviour Jimequa, the belief is based on the 3 ftb’s
Flicking the bean
Fuck that bitch
And
Forget that bullshit

I am a follower of Jimequa, I believe in Jimolagy

by Magnus G Niemand May 15, 2024

Jislord

A cat that produces copious amounts of jizz

That Jislord cat be jizzing all over my toilet brush!

by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

Jimolagy

A lifestyle philosophy that combines the 'you only live once' mindset with a sense of responsibility and community. It's about embracing new experiences, taking calculated risks, and living life to the fullest while also prioritizing safety, well-being, and support for others. Jimolagists strive for a balance between adventure and awareness, individuality and compassion

She's really into Jimolagy, always trying new things and living life on her own terms.

by Magnus G Niemand May 24, 2024

Jisooed

When you’re so into Blackpink’s Jisoo that you start to look and act like her

Marlon: Omg look! What’s happened to that Kaden fella?

Arlo: He’s been Jisooed! The new vinyl album’s got him conspicuously acting and behaving like Jisoo!

Marlon: Trevor what do you think?

Trevor: Not bad but not good

by xmillionaireproblems610 February 19, 2026

Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025